A shit load of reblogging.

Humor. SF Giants. Humor. Facts I find interesting. More humor.

Permalink stunningpicture:

Kids work together to create eternal recess
Permalink
Permalink

rosiebeck:

nxv:

primisthebomb:

I THREW A GRAPE IN THE AIR TO CATCH IT IN MY MOUTH BUT IT WENT TOO HIGH AND HIT THE CEILING AND THERE WAS A SPIDER THERE AND THE SPIDER FELL AND SO DID THE GRAPE AND THEY BOTH LANDED ON MY FACE AND I STILL HAVEN’T STOPPED SCREAMING

i read the first line in my head in the tune of call me maybe im so stupid

I threw a grape in the air
I went to catch it I swear
It hit a spider that fell
and now they’re on my face

(via spaghettihos)

Permalink peetababy:

my boyfriend just changed the game in 140 characters or less
Permalink
Permalink

ob2komario:

birdschoolforbirds:

birdschoolforbirds:

million dollar idea: instead of spending thousands of dollars on steady-cam equipment, filmmakers should just attach a camera to the head of a chicken and carry the chicken around as you film.

image

Fact:

http://i.imgur.com/kE7xE2P.gif

They actually did that.

(via brbjellyfishing)

Permalink
Permalink

humorous:

handpickedhappiness:

thevoxbox:

charlesoberonn:

giftvvrap:

will you marry me = a marriage proposal
will, you, Mary, me = a foursome proposal

Will you, Mary me = Cavewoman Mary helps Will recover from his Amnesia

Will, you marry me. = Will’s time-traveling partner

And people keep trying to tell me that punctuation isn’t important

 

(via dutchster)

Permalink ufocottoncandy:


“Normal is getting dressed in clothes that you buy for work and driving through traffic in a car that you are still paying for - in order to get to the job you need to pay for the clothes and the car, and the house you leave vacant all day so you can afford to live in it.”
 ― Ellen Goodman
Permalink

amporasses:

oh my god hes called stitch because hes what pulls their family together

(via dutchster)

Permalink
Permalink glitterandmetal-yt-da:

doctor-dildo:

kaylabeecelest:

tick-tock tick-tock tick-tock

move your cursor in time with her and it looks like she is watching you

that was fun. thank you
Permalink

4thofjulys:

"can i see your phone?"

"yeah hold on"

image

(Source: literallyrad, via literallyrad)

Permalink

4thofjulys:

either that was a firework or another tribute is dead 

(Source: literallyrad, via condom)

Permalink